Team TED has been spreading the nasty rumor that a competing candidate has put out a $5 bounty for TED signs. This rumor apparently started when signs began disappearing from public property. Since TED has had thousands of signs out since before the other candidates even announced, the disappearance of his illegally placed signs became quite noticeable.Who ARE these thugs removing the TED signs?
TED haters? Hardened criminals? Ne'er do wells?
Au contraire.
Word has come down from the top - the DPW is doing its job. The city is enforcing its longstanding policy that political signs placed on public ways and public property will be removed.
Hey Theodore, you can pick up your signs any time. They're being held hostage at the DPW garage.
Now, what ELSE is someone else's fault?
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Maybe I'm distracted but I haven't seen any Ted signs. What is the point of them? Does anyone know? Do they signify anything in particular? Should we be paying attention?
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