Wednesday, August 29, 2007

DeSalvo changes his style

How does a man with no job, a bank teller wife, who is upside down in double mortgages and incomplete (and stopped) house construction find the excess cash for BLING????

Between guffaws, the ladies at the Senior Center are wondering where the chronically unemployed DeSalvo found the funds for the chest wig, gold necklace and signet ring.

Refunds from excess yard signs perhaps?

Apparently no one told Rocky Marciano that chest hair is SO 70's.

Watch out for little old ladies with razors, Ted!

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I want to know how he's paying for those signs, especially the big obnoxious ones. A local company is making those signs but in kind donations are also limited to 500.

Shady guy with shady supporters.

Anonymous said...

Ted really doesn't have a job? Wow. How long has he been out of work???

Anonymous said...

>>Ted really doesn't have a job? Wow. How long has he been out of work??? <<

The majority of the last 31 years according to his resume.

Other than a short part time stint at The Peterson School when he first came to town, he has had no visible means of support while he has been conducting his mayoral campaign for the past three years.

Anonymous said...

Why isn't anyone else talking about this? This seems huge.

fitchburg-shuffle said...

A local business owner, who's mother is one of Ted's biggest supporters, has made all of those signs.

Don't hold it against him. He doesn't even live in Fitchburg anymore.

JustSayNoToDeSalvo said...

For the benefit of the Teddites who can't read, perhaps someone literate can read this to you.

Posts which mention private citizens or which suggest that someone is someone else won't stick here.

Like we said before, you don't like it? Take it to Save Fitchburg. Oh yeah that's right, Jason got fed up with you too.

And perhaps the person reading this to you can also explain that this is not a site for discussion of any of the other candidates for mayor, nor is it a "fair" site.

This site has one purpose. If you haven't figured out that purpose by now ... well then you're typical of the people who support this lunatic in the first place.

The Unicow said...

I love that picture...

Also, I'm willing to bet that Ted is technically "employed" by CAP Services, LLC. Whether he actually does work for them or is just a name on the payroll is anyone's guess.

Incidentally, that "business" is run by his campaign manager. Who I also would bet is the money man behind his campaign. If he had $500 to give to Mitt Romney, surely he has some cash to give to Ted.

If I'm not mistaken, financial reports are due 10 days before the primary. Guess we'll find out for sure then.

fitchburg-shuffle said...

Ted stole the chest hair from Hasslehoff.

I just had a bad visual of Ted running along the beach with a life-perserver. I will go throw up now,

Anonymous said...

From the looks of his yard he used his lawn mower money to buy the cheap jewelry.

What a slum at the corner of Essex and Marshall.

fitchburg-shuffle said...

You can't use the word "slum" when refering to Ted.

The term "slumlord" has Ted's copyright all over it.

Has he become the person he claims to detest so much?